what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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