do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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