I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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