And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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