and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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