I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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