Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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