I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
