Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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