I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.