So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today