The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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