He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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