To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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