that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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