I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I touched a dick in church today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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