You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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