i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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