K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I cockslap morals
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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