you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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