do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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