This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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