the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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