i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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