If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
last night I used snow as a chaser
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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