I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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