This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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