I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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