They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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