the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.