Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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