I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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