so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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