But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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