my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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