:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the day after is always just damage control
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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