it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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