The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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