too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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