THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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