Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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