he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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