Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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