Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I touched a dick in church today
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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