my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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