you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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