He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize