real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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