How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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