quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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