I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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