wrigley field is MILF paradise
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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