Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Randomize