It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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